Awfully Eloquent

baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

notchicken:

THAT STUPID FUCKING SONG BY THAT BAND 3 MINUTES OF SPRING OR SOME SHIT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD IM TRYING TO SLEEP AND ALL I FUCKING HEAR IS “IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR” IF I DONT GET AT LEAST 8 HOURS OF SLEEP I AM NOT GONNA LOOK SO PERFECT STANDING THERE

metal-rider:

jennikeatts:

focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy

So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies

fishingboatproceeds:

lexcanroar:

phampants:

HOLY SHIT!!!

AHAHAHAHA

HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE.

fishingboatproceeds:

lexcanroar:

phampants:

HOLY SHIT!!!

AHAHAHAHA

HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE.

inkimyewetrust:

Better than this years entire show

commandereyebrows:

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

brokenunderstars:

No one ever said babies weren’t cute. 

Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)

9to5upontheshelf:

Everyone please appreciate Amy Poehler more

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm